ONESIE!!! (Taken with Instagram at Epernay Champagne Bar)
Today’s Best Videos (Jan 5, 2012)
Father vs. Daughter Battle of Wits
Canada for President
Darth Vader Commercial Compilation
Grandma and Grandson Dance to Tyga’s ‘Rack City’
Selfish Wombat Mom
Oh joy, yet another social network! Who’s on Path then?
(Source: robotindisguise, via tastefullyoffensive)
Having a really hard weekend (Taken with instagram)
“Saturday” (Taken with instagram)
YOU WANT TO GO TO THE BAR LATER? MAYBE MEET SOME BABES?
I CAN’T. I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW MORNING. SHELLY CALLED OFF.
UGH. THAT’S SO GAY.
IT’S HOMOSEXUAL THAT I HAVE TO WORK TOMORROW MORNING?
NO, I MEAN IT SUCKS.
BUT YOU DIDN’T SAY IT SUCKS. YOU SAID IT WAS GAY, WHICH MEANS HOMOSEXUAL. WHEN YOU USE THAT WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMETHING UNPLEASANT IT CARRIES THAT NEGATIVE CONNOTATION WITH IT, SO WHEN YOU USE THE WORD TO DESCRIBE SOMEONE WHO’S ACTUALLY GAY THEN PEOPLE ASSOCIATE THE NEGATIVE BIAS WITH BEING GAY, THUS PERPETUATING THE STIGMA THAT THERE’S SOMETHING WRONG WITH HOMOSEXUALITY.
YEAH, DICKHEAD, EXCEPT THAT GOING TO WORK TOMORROW WON’T ACTUALLY CREATE SUCTION IN ANY WAY SHAPE OR FORM, UNLIKE, SAY, A VACUUM, AND FOR ALMOST 700 YEARS GAY MEANT CAREFREE AND LIVELY, OR COLORFUL AND SHOWY, NOT HOMOSEXUAL, SO PEACOCKS AND HAPPY PEOPLE COULD ARGUE AGAINST YOUR DEFINITION AS WELL. IT’S KIND OF LIKE HOW WHEN I CALL YOU A DICKHEAD FOR CORRECTING MY WAY OF SPEAKING I’M NOT ATTACHING A NEGATIVE BIAS TO THE TIP OF EVERY PENIS, EVEN THOUGH DICKHEAD LITERALLY HAS NO OTHER DEFINITION.
YOU’RE SUCH AN ASSHOLE SOMETIMES.
HONESTLY, PETE, I WISH YOU WOULDN’T PERPETUATE THE STIGMA OF SHAME THAT SURROUNDS DEFECATION AND THE ANUS BY NEGATIVELY CONNOTING ASSHOLES WITH PEOPLE YOU DISLIKE.